Thursday, January 25, 2007

Newsflash: Carter denied the Holocaust

Check out this site:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article53954.html

Now, this if from WorldNetDaily, which I sometimes think is full of a bunch of right wing kooks, but it was linked from a more reliable source - The Drudge Report. You might laugh, but Matt Drudge is the Walter Cronkite of my generation. How many of his links are inaccurate?

In any case, given that Carter is now apologizing for Palestinean terrorists (and a large part of his board quit over that), anything is believeable. He claims that too many Jews are on the Holocaust center? This is classic leftwing thinking - all groups must be represented equally in any organization. If we are to take the Democrat standard, there are too many Jews in the US Senate - so I suggest we remove Chuck Schumer and replace him with, say, another minority? In the Democrat party, convention nominees are picked according to ethnic/gender/racial/sexual (meaning gay or not) quotas. Since the people who take pride in their ethnicity (meaning, they forget they are American and think they are Irish because they have an Irish last name and get drunk all the time), or their sex, or their race, or the fact that they have at least three sex partners each night (of a random sex) tend to be ideological kooks, mainly, leftwing ideological kooks, and their platform such reflects it.
In the Republican party, all this stuff doesn't matter. It is whoever is the strongest conservative.
In the meantime, in the Libertarian party, it is probably the individual who offers to tear down all government institutions the quickest. And in the Green party, it's the person offering the biggest joint. Sure there are other parties, but they are a complete waste of time, so I shan't mention them.

In any case, Carter now appears to have fallen under the sway of Norman Lincoln Rockwell (the American Nazi-party leader who formulated the theory that the Holocaust was a myth). Until Clinton came into office, Carter was one of the most admired ex-Presidents. Now, he has used up all that goodwill, and is now as big a clown, as an ex-President, as he was when he was in office.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Death of a Paper

Today, a local paper died, the King County Journal.

So what importance did it have?

Well, none really. At least nationally. I don't believe it ever won a Pulitzer. All that it ever got was a picture of Mt. St. Helens in 1980. And some good endorsements. But over the long run, it did not have much national importance.

This paper was started in 1976 when it combined the newspapers of two local communities - The Kirkland Journal, and the Bellevue American, a far right-wing paper (meaning it had good content). It became the "Journal-American", and it was to service the "Eastside," of Seattles' suburbs east of Lake Washington. Which, at that time, where the majority of Seattle suburbanites lived (for there were still rural areas between Seattle and Everett, and Seattle and Tacoma, not one long continuous traffic jam). It was to address news of the developing Eastside community, and give really good editorials. And for a few years, I was a paperboy for this paper.

In 1994, it decided that it's market area was too small, and it thus decided to cover the rest of King County. Which makes for little sense, since King County is not really a community. The general Seattle area can be described as a community, and the Eastside can be described as a community, but the intermediate area is not, since there is no seperate and distinct commanalities that make all areas within it mutually exclusing (excepting geographical boundaries).

A recent editorial in a weekly paper noted that it failed because it failed to cover the growth of Microsoft. So the new residents to the area were not interested in it. Actually, it did cover the growth of Microsoft, and was quite proud of that fact, especially in the 1980's. The thing is that the employees of Microsoft, in the early days, were probably not interested in reading the paper, being too focused on whatever application they were developing. So there was no audience to gain from this new category of people - note that neither Seattle paper grew at that time, either.

Here is why it failed. It started far too late for a daily. By 1976, all dailies were very well established and had long traditions behind them. The only way a new daily could be created was to create a whole new metropolitian area - which, in a way, is how the Las Vegas Sun got created. Indeed, since World War II, individuals have attempted to start new dailies, and have failed. For example, Anna Bottinger (who lived for a decade in the area that this paper covered, Mercer Island), daughter of FDR, tried to start up a liberal daily in Phoenix. It flopped. Not because Arizona was a right-wing state - at that time it voted Democrat - but because there already was a well established paper.

For one thing, readership of papers fell. In the 1920's, the average American household subscribed to over two newspapers. As time went along, for some reason, that number fell. One reason being that you got much of the same product and paid twice for it, especially since in the first half of the twentieth century, news reporting actually was quite unbiased (remember, this is long before the internet). So less room for the same number of papers, even if one focuses on a region.

The other reason this paper started far too late is that it was founded only two decades within the dawn of the internet age. Of course, no one of any credibility could have predicted in 1976 that millions of people would obtain almost all of their news from the same device that one does their shopping on. But it takes at least a generation to establish an institution - and a machine came along that started to erode it's base before it could fully establish itself. And, much of what the papers offer besides hard news, indeed, what people used to use the papers to make everyday choices - classified ads, movie times, street closures - have roles that were upsurped by other areas of the internet.

The final reason is that the suburbs of Seattle, like the suburbs of everywhere else, do not have a precise, pan-neighborhood identity. Since 1976, the suburbs ran into one big blur. Greater Seattle runs from Marysville to DuPont. People do not really care what happens in a neighboring surburban city. What happens on the Bellevue city council really does not affect the life of a person who lives in Kirkland - much less the Issaquah city council. Suburbs do develop a pan-regional identity, but not enough to build a community. Which is what a newspaper needs to thrive off of.

One minor thing I need to mention, too. One role of newspapers is to do things like line the litter box. Since the 1970's, there has been the rise of free papers. You might even care about the content, but you can use it to line the litter box, wrap fish, pack fragiles, etc. Why pay money for this when you can get a whole bunch of this stuff from a free rack?

So the paper collapsed after 30 years. But was it a failure? I hold that if a viable business lasts a generation, and delivers something useful to society, it is difficult to question that it is a failure. We individuals who have lived in the West are so used to newspapers, we think they will be around forever. We cannot conceive life without them. But we need to realize that newspapers have only been around for 300 years. They are thus a realitively new institution. However, new forms of communication have been developed to fill their function, and dailies are now entering their twighlight. In light of the fact that this paper existed during the final 10% of the time that newspapers have had importance, is to say that it was somewhat of a success.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

When is a Business a "Success"?

While I was doing some Halloween shopping, I came across the Tower Records liquadation sale. So I went in a purchsed some Judas Priest anthology. But of course, it got me to do some thinking, too.

Was Tower Records successful or not?

Lets look at the facts. This was founded in 1954 and ended in 2006. I was told by my mother that she purchased records there in high school. When you went in, you saw loads and loads of albums by bands, some famous, many obscure. When I was in high school, a lot of my money went there (for tapes!).

My guess is that this store succeeded because it became the place to buy music. Before that time, you could get music from the local department store. However, department stores focus on items that are in bulk, not in obscuranta. So even if a small band got some play on the radio, it would be difficult to buy their record at the local Macy's. So you went there instead. In the meantime, while buying, say, a record from some obscure doo-wop group, you also purchased the latest Elvis album. And the company made a lot of money off of Elvis records. So while purchasing obscure artists in bulk, and saving some money that way, the company would make the bulk of it's revenues from the big artiststs, since those most interested in music, teenagers, would do most of their shopping there (since it is a pain to get to two stores in one day).

So what happened? Well, while people starting buying and pirating music off of the internet, it thought it would be a wise idea to engage in aggressive expansion. I.e., it was engaging in expansion while it's customer base was shrinking. And it didn't even realize it. Thus, it created a recipe for disaster. And it killed the business.

We now need to ask the following question: "Was Tower Records a success?" We need to define what makes a business a success.

One of my college accounting textbooks asked this same question: What makes a business successful? When do we determine whether or not a business was successful? Especially if it goes into liquidation?

We need to ask ourselves a fundamental question first - what is the reason for a business? In fact, what does a business do? And why does a person engage in business?

To survive, we need to get someone to give us goods and services. We can do this in three ways. We can stand on the street and demand people give us goods and services (i.e., beg). However, most people will ignore us, and a few will either engage us in philosophical arguments or kick our asses, because they automatically assume that we only aim to buy drugs and/or alcohol. And since we are not in a depression, those assumptions are right almost all of the time. The best name for those individuals is bums. Some individuals choose to give such individuals money. Those individuals are known either as "naive" or "suckers."

We needn't beg. Instead, we can fashion a weapon, and physically take goods (or coerce services) from other individuals. There are names for each party. The former individual is known as a thug (or criminal), and the latter is known properly as a victim. However, unless you are a government, you can only get away with this for a time (and if you are a government and take away too much, your days of getting away with this are ended in a thing called a "revolution"). Otherwise, the authorities will eventually catch up with you, and throw you in a steel cell, or hopefully, put a slug in your head.

The third option is to use your talents (or "skills") to fashion something you think others will want, and try to exchange this (or your talents) for something you will find useful. And more often than not, you will find someone who will want to exchange what you want, even if it's very wierd. This is known as a "market exchange." Now, there are those in society who think that someone is a victim in this equation. However, they are those who get the term victim mixed up in the second equation, and think the drunken bum is a "victim of society." In their Orwellian senses, they get everything backward. In the old days, such individuals would be thrown into the loony bin, but today, we realize that takes away their dignity. Instead, we put such individuals into jobs at English, sociological, or various ethnic studies departments of major universities, or we place them into journalist jobs, or onto the staffs of elected officials, or we turn them into Hollywood actors.

Now we need to speed things up a bit. Barter doesn't always work, so we need money. And, to make things that are actually useful, we need organization of large corporate entities to create complex products like automobiles or computers (try to build a Prius from scratch. Ha!).

So lets say Joe likes to tinker a bit. He goofs around, and invents this thing called a PC. Now, he needs money, because his mother has been yelling at him because he has been hogging their garage for the last eight years, because she cannot put her crappy AMC Gremlin in there. I.e., he needs to move our and get his own pad. And when is he getting married anyway? In any case, he goes out to the market place, and offers this thing called a "PC." A few people see the potential. And they buy it. Actually, a few billion people see the potential, and buy it. Of course, he did have enough sense to hire a businessman, who got the patents, patented the product, developed the plant, bought the coffee, etc. This businessman makes the product a success by opening this thing called a business, which we shall call "Joes' Magic Machines."

So, Joe gets a lot of money. And he buys his own pad, which turns out to be a house built on a California coasal island that rivals Versailles. However, he doesn't get married. That is because a bevy of bimbos are impressed with his money, and he soon gets a harem that is much larger than the highschool linebacker who tormented him daily can count up to. But we are jumping ahead a bit.

See what is happening here? Joe, in his infinite greed, had managed to make society a much better place with his new product. Your ordinary Joe gets immense benefit from being able to save from making trips to the local store, engaging in mass distribution of his inane ideas through blogs, looking at dirty things on various websites, send mass emailings to his various associates every days, shows his latest loonacies thru videoclips, print off 500 copies of a memo that he needs to prepare for a meeting, play videogames, and do other stuff.

Thus, even if Joe squanders all his company's resources through harems and neoclassical buildings, and he dies a begger on the streets, his company has been a huge success. Because life has improved dramatically due to his product. And there are lots and lots of companies who have provided huge benefits to our everyday existence. Either thru communication (the phone system or internet), or shopping (by providing lots of items under the same roof, all for one low price), or transport (by providing us with individual carriages that can whisk us to a different location at 70 mph), or food or clothing (by providing us with lots of high-quality, low-priced goods in this vital area) or housing (by giving us more improved shelters each year) of financial services (by providing a place to park your money while it earns even more money). Or whatever other area I am too lazy to mention.

The key as to whether a company is a success is whether it provided something that improved society for the average person. Thus, if Microsoft, Dell, Ford, Sears, Wal-Mart, WaMu, John Deere, Exxon, AT&T, General Foods, Dole, and Nintendo all go belly-up tomorrow, each company has been a giant success, because our lifestyles have benefits enourmously due to each of their efforts.

And it is businesses, not any other institutions, which give us the most benefit. Sure, the goverment did aid greatly in the development of the personal computer and the internet, but that is the side benefit that sometimes derive as a by-product of an institution that is fulfulling it's core mission. Sure, we cannot deny the fact the goverment actions have added to technologies that have improved our lives. But the government did not set out with these creating as that being their goal in mind (and in any case, such technologies were only initially available to a small scientific elite).

Now, lets go back to the Tower Records example. Despite it's failed status, was Tower Records a success? Well, it broadened the spectrum of music that was available to the average teenager, during the Rock era. It thus allowed for the widening of the cultural palette. In fact, the range of musical choices exploded once the market took the role of musical distribution that only the very high elite got to determine what got distributed. The fact that Tower Records helped to widen the cultural palette is enough to show that the business was a success.

Before I close, I want to add one more thing. Technocrats have too little philosophical exposure to help see the difference of the forest from the trees. While an accounting textbook asks whether or not a business was a success, all it sees and accounting profits - and it barely is able to enter into the real of economic profits, much less determine why people enter business in the first place. Having this fundamental understanding of the basics of business - people offering something to improve your life in exchange for items that make up their basic needs - will make people think twice before writing a whole new set of regulations on business entities (i.e., ask if they are truly necessary) and will make life a little easier not only for the creators, but for all of us.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Introducing DC Ozma

This will get all Americans to forget Britney, Lindsey, and Paris...

This is that notorious New-Years Eve skit from Japan. Here is what is the description according to Google:

"They're not really wearing no clothes, it's just body suits. Ok? It aired on Japanese network TV and has been ruled as acceptable for viewing. It is not obscene.
http://www.japanprobe.com
[Provided by Japan Probe: Your source for News and Strange Stuff from Japan]

Comments? Leave them: http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=854"

This is known as sophistry. Or lying. By watching the video, it's quite obvious the producers are not telling the whole truth. This would have been blocked out on American TV within seconds.
And, there were only 250 complaints. How many did the "wardrobe malfunction" generate?

If this DJ Ozma intended to use this to break into the US (and European) market, he may very well have succeeded. It's quite a catchy tune. And, maybe he found a way to get around all the music executives who dictate whom the kids listen to.

Here is what one commentator said:

"The song had everything!!

1. The music was perfectly cheesy and great. If that is not the catchiest, most fantastic tune of the year. I'm going to hum it around my students and see who reacts!

"2. The dancing. DJ OZMA has been watching The Producers. He must be using the same choreographer. Fantastic. The girls all leaning forward and backward. Priceless."

It takes something to break into the US market. I suspect this will be the surprise hit of the year, but will be a one-hit wonder (i.e. go away after one or two songs).

The link can be found at: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5082244996352095427&q=dj+ozma&hl=en